Duchovny's naked ass...
* Evolution
Never rent the movie Evolution - unless you're really keen on seeing David Duchovny's naked ass pressed up against a windshield.
Yeah....and that IS the highlight of this film. No lie.
Picked that rotting heap up this past weekend....hoping for something light....and ended up with dialogue that would make Russ Meyer vomit. And acting? Hello? Fox Mulder needed to keep his day job, rather than fishing for words on the big screen. His acting is flat and unfunny to boot. Everyone else in the cast sucks equally - and should all be whipped for even looking at this script. Couldn't even bear to finish this one.
The back of the Blockbuster box said it's Ghostbusters meets Men in Black. Right.
Try Road Trip meets My Favorite Martian. Weak.
Never rent the movie Evolution - unless you're really keen on seeing David Duchovny's naked ass pressed up against a windshield.
Yeah....and that IS the highlight of this film. No lie.
Picked that rotting heap up this past weekend....hoping for something light....and ended up with dialogue that would make Russ Meyer vomit. And acting? Hello? Fox Mulder needed to keep his day job, rather than fishing for words on the big screen. His acting is flat and unfunny to boot. Everyone else in the cast sucks equally - and should all be whipped for even looking at this script. Couldn't even bear to finish this one.
The back of the Blockbuster box said it's Ghostbusters meets Men in Black. Right.
Try Road Trip meets My Favorite Martian. Weak.
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